Tag: humor
member name: Charles Temm JR
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May 29, 2008 12:30 PM EDT --
A young father determined to be the best dad he could be, would sing his two sons to sleep each night. He did this for several months until one day he heard the 4 year old whispering to the . . .
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June 23, 2008 05:49 PM EDT --
A friend sent me this, its not orginal material but its funny enough I wanted to share it...
2nd graders are answering these questions. Remember that they are only 7-8 years old.
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January 22, 2008 12:20 PM EST --
Two California Highway Patrol Officers were conducting speeding enforcement on I-15, North of MCAS Miramar. One of the officers was using a hand held radar device to check speeding vehicles approaching . . .
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May 29, 2008 01:00 PM EDT --
Whether you want to just figure on some common ways of generating (and cutting back) on carbon emissions or just want to join people who don't quite believe manmade activities to be significant in . . .
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May 21, 2009 06:17 PM EDT --
For those of us that are a bit older, rants from Russian papers were inevitably anti American or at least anti US government policy. Times sure have changed though when we have become the butt of . . .
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December 17, 2007 12:54 PM EST --
Drafting Guys Over 60
I'm over 60 and the Armed Forces say I'm . . .
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September 05, 2007 11:04 AM EDT --
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.” —Groucho Marx
LOL, figured that title would get the attention . . .
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January 09, 2008 10:45 AM EST --
25. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
24. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
23. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
22. 6:00 . . .
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January 22, 2007 04:05 PM EST --
For those of us living in rural areas, the increase in terrorism is not breaking news. Urban and city dwellers might be surprised to know that deaths and property damage from terrorist attacks in . . .
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November 01, 2006 04:57 PM EST --
A recent comment Monday by Sen. Kerry (D-MA) at a college concerning the results of failing to maximize one's education is quickly proven by uneducated GIs in Iraq!
And so many . . .
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November 30, 2006 01:49 PM EST --
A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the
difference between 'Potentially' and 'Realistically'?"
The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go . . .
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October 30, 2006 04:07 PM EST --
the following is for all you parents out there, is this a nightmare come true or what? LOL
A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent . . .
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January 23, 2007 07:25 PM EST --
New Sign in Bank Lobby
"Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers . . .
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February 06, 2007 03:39 PM EST --
1) You are not Superman.
2) If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid.
3) Don't look conspicuous, it draws fire.
4) When in doubt, empty your magazine.
5) Never share a foxhole with someone . . .
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October 11, 2006 05:35 PM EDT --
Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London . One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat.
Just before takeoff, an American soldier sat down in the aisle seat.
After takeoff, . . .
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June 20, 2007 10:01 AM EDT --
DEFENSE DEPT. BULLYING REPORT - Air Force Worst of the Three Services
A recent report by experts has found that allegations of "a culture of widespread bullying and brutality" within . . .
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April 25, 2007 01:54 PM EDT --
One of my professors, after a lecture on the capital of Mexico, brought out an email he had received and translated from a fellow educator in the Federal District. After reading it to . . .
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